MARNIA
green mean Clean
THE Megalodon
The chamster
In the early years of Marnia the Marnians didn’t master the skills to forge iron into weapons. So they came up with brilliant ideas like the Megalodon. This weapon is partly made of shark teeth and bones of a shark. These bones are used to cut pizza’s and our national dish, called sheat. It’s a mix of beef and shark-meat. They take the part surrounding the gills of a shark and put a piece of beef in between.
Our knife is made out of shark-teeth and is multifunctional. It can be used as cutlery, a weapon, to cut down trees etc.
The Chamster is a variant of the Megalodon. It's a bigger tool with teeth on a chain to use on a chainsaw. Naturally, our chainsaws are not driven by a carburate polluting two stroke engine but by hamsters or guinea pigs whom we drugged with local berries. Those berries give them a tremendous amount of energy. That's why it’s called the chamster. We know the people of the outside world are not as green as we are so we also offer a variant to use on a regular chainsaw. As part of our mission we want to stimulate the tourism in our country because our waters are shark-infested. That way, our beaches are not attractive to tourists. That’s why we decided to slim the population of sharks surrounding Marnia.